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[短篇] 笑话三则

1.一条警犬看到马路上过来一条普通的狗，就气势汹汹地跑去质问它：我是警犬，你是什么东西？普通狗不屑地看看它说：蠢货，看清楚点，老子是（…）！
2.问，诸侯谁将声震寰宇，必长久深自缄默，
问，群雄谁能割据中原，必长久如云漂泊。
2
老婆问我：“去干嘛了晚上。”我说：“从一百四十四个物品中挑选出十四个，进行排列组合，系统优化达到最佳目标。”老婆说：“说人话。”我回答：“打麻将。”
3.虽然看心灵鸡汤没有什么不好！但是总是泡在鸡汤里的，那是鸡！
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