01
How does a bald man run his fingers through his hair?
He cuts holes in his pockets.
光头男人怎么梳发？
在裤兜里掏个洞。
02
Before the last time the wife and I even attempted sex, she hissed at me and said, "Aren't you going to wear a fucking condom !?"
"No need, there's no bloody way you can bring me to orgasm."
上次我和妻子准备做爱的时候，她突然生气了：“你不打算戴套吗！？”
“没必要，反正看着你我也射不出来。”
03
A 10 year old American schoolgirl has been praised for refusing to answer a maths question which asked her to compare the weights of three females. Quite right too ...
How the fuck is a 10 year old supposed to do sums with numbers as big as an American womans' weight?
