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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、找个80斤的女朋友是骨感,找个100斤的女朋友是性感,找个120斤的女朋友是肉感,找个140斤的女朋友是情感,找个180斤的女朋友,你那是为民除害的责任感。。。
2、上得厅堂下得厨房,这句话的表面意思是男人对女人提出的要求,其实是男人暗示自己住的是复式豪宅,客厅在楼上,厨房在楼下。
3、女友对我说,结婚以后我只管你两件事,一个是你的时间,还一个是你的钱,其余事情我都不管。
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